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Cell Phones

By: rogerPublished: 09/19/2002
 
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She knows car phones are dangerous so she doesn't have one. The best part of this cartoon is the dead cat. hahaha.

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    heehhehehe (0 replies)
    started by kweenbee
    (09.22.2002 0:33:56 AM EST)

    Nope, not Luvly. She's not a blonde.

    Love the country, live to pee outside!

    I think ...... (0 replies)
    started by thegrandpatron
    (09.19.2002 9:15:36 AM EST)

    the two she killed, were Hillery and Janet Reno.....and I think that Billy boy was wanking off watching them two go at it.

    or maybe that was just a dream I had.

    Now why .... (2 replies)
    started by marvin
    (09.19.2002 4:28:14 AM EST)

    have I not seen this on the MB starring our one and only car crasher herself ? LOL

    5^ buddy

    Uh-oh (0 replies)
    started by tjshere
    (09.19.2002 3:27:19 AM EST)

    I hope that isn't a long-distance call she's making or those people are gonna be really upset.

    Check out that tongue action!
    Never fear.....TJ's here!

    HaHaHa (0 replies)  
    started by acidinterval
    (09.19.2002 2:00:11 AM EST)

    Roger you crack me up!!

    Junk is something you've kept for years and throw away three weeks before you need it.

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