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Assorted Goofiness
BakerMedia
College Humor
EHOWA
Fark
JokeDump
Mike's List
Ogrish
Zfilter
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George W. Bush |
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"Some one of my visits—one of the reasons I'm visiting here is to ask the question, you know, to people, because if there's moving too slow or people are saying one thing and the other thing is not happening, now's the time to find out."—Bush, talking about hurricane relief Source: Federal Document Clearing House, "George W. Bush Delivers Remarks on Tornado Damage," May 13, 2003
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"If you want to say it with flowers, a single rose says: 'I'm cheap.'"
— Delta Burke, Actress
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Snapple Facts |
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#18 A jellyfish is 95% water.
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... is so fat, NASA hauls her to the top of a tower, pushes her off, she falls 300 feet, hits a board and launches the space shuttle... is so fat, !
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One Liners |
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Q. How can you piss off your wife while making love?
A. Call her from your cell phone.
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Love the country, live to pee outside!
