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... is so fat, When she bends over, we go into daylight savings time!
One Liners
Q. Why is it so hard for women to find men that are sensitive, caring, and good-looking? A. Because those men already have boyfriends.
Hahahahahahaha
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started by
kweenbee
(09.22.2002 0:29:21 AM EST)
and the beat goes on. LMAO@myself for checking for mouseover. ^5
Love the country, live to pee outside!
I don't why ......
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started by
thegrandpatron
(09.21.2002 7:05:12 AM EST)
but this struck me as pretty funny.
"Little Seizures"
I love play on words, twisted words.
Good one Rog.
Not ROFLMAO
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started by
marvin
(09.21.2002 4:06:29 AM EST)
Didn't strike me as funny at all .... HELP I've lost my sense of humour !!!!!!!!! LOL
ROFLMAO!!
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started by
tjshere
(09.21.2002 0:25:50 AM EST)
Damn, that hit me funny.
I hope he doesn't wind up with tongue as a topping.
Never fear.....TJ's here!
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Love the country, live to pee outside!
