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Beating The System

By: rogerPublished: 09/22/2002
 
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    LMAO@TJ (0 replies)
    started by kweenbee
    (09.23.2002 11:45:06 AM EST)
    ^5 bud.

    Love the country, live to pee outside!

    Yeah, right (0 replies)
    started by tjshere
    (09.22.2002 10:38:05 AM EST)
    That pussy is probably an inverted schween.

    Check out that tongue action!
    Never fear.....TJ's here!

    Why do (0 replies)
    started by thegrandpatron
    (09.22.2002 8:38:25 AM EST)
    those guys have Blue Hotdogs on their heads?

    Should I Brag? (0 replies)
    started by michaelcarl
    (09.22.2002 6:36:53 AM EST)
    I'm just about 30 min's from the Syphilis Capitol of the USA, Detoit, Mi.

    There's no such thing (0 replies)
    started by marvin
    (09.22.2002 4:36:18 AM EST)
    as a free lunch, even if you only lick at it.
    beating your head... (0 replies)
    started by acidinterval
    (09.22.2002 3:20:23 AM EST)
    against the wall after you find out how many desises you got

    By the time you can make ends meet, they move the ends.

    There's no such thing (0 replies)
    started by roger
    (09.22.2002 1:15:26 AM EST)

    It all costs one way or another.


    Just protecting my sheep

    Beating the system... (0 replies)  
    started by proverbialchump
    (09.22.2002 0:56:10 AM EST)
    isnt all she beats.

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