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Hey Rog...
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started by
bigdadlong
(10.27.2002 2:58:32 PM EST)
How many alias' do you have around here anyway? It's only $20 a year and your paying at least $60.
Dude,
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started by
bigdadlong
(10.26.2002 2:32:51 PM EST)
What the hell is "Nobel Prize Sperm"? Roger, take off your Critic mask and explain this.
Excuse me,
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started by
willi
(10.25.2002 4:14:49 PM EST)
but I have a clean-up in Lab 7. Apparently, I missed the cup!
The mind boggles
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started by
marvin
(10.25.2002 3:45:53 PM EST)
at the prospect of this.
Actually..
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started by
acidinterval
(10.25.2002 1:52:01 PM EST)
I believe that he preformed the procedures himself.
my family
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started by
cowbelle
(10.25.2002 11:18:51 AM EST)
got all of the nobel prize sperm. All except my sister that is. I think she got some Godzilla spermatoza. Damn bitch wouldn't even save me a drink of it.
I thought
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started by
thegrandpatron
(10.25.2002 6:43:47 AM EST)
TJ was a Truck Driver????
......and I didn't know the J stood for Jose' either.
Why am I the last to know these things?
Probably so
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started by
tjshere
(10.25.2002 5:52:08 AM EST)
What do you think is in that bucket?
I'm trying to look at things from your point of view, but I can't get my head that far up my ass.
Discrimination!!
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started by
kweenbee
(10.25.2002 0:58:51 AM EST)
I can just hear it now. It's always discrimination and they get off. hahahahahaa
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