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Choking On The First Date

By: thecriticPublished: 10/26/2002
 
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He's lucky, my wife still doesn't swallow. Of course she'd have to put it in her mouth to begin with to do that.

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    good he wont have to spring (0 replies)
    started by donutncoffee
    (10.26.2004 3:05:38 PM EST)

    for wine or dinner sounds like a cheap first date lol

    Spit it out (0 replies)
    started by marvin
    (10.26.2002 5:11:32 PM EST)

    a blow job's a blow job !

    She won't have the chance (0 replies)
    started by thegrandpatron
    (10.26.2002 9:14:56 AM EST)

    he just creamed in his pants.

    He should of... (0 replies)
    started by proverbialchump
    (10.26.2002 8:57:10 AM EST)

    just taken her to the Bendover & Drivethru.

    It's okay, just like TJ (0 replies)
    started by kweenbee
    (10.26.2002 1:31:22 AM EST)

    I have a spitoon with me at all times. LOL

    Love the country, live to pee outside!

    I see (0 replies)  
    started by tjshere
    (10.26.2002 0:12:45 AM EST)

    Well, I'll make sure there's a cup handy for you to spit it into.

    My schween is small but my tongue is mighty!
    I'm trying to look at things from your point of view, but I can't get my head that far up my ass.

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