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Wanted Dead Or Alive

By: thecriticPublished: 10/29/2002
 
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    LMAO@TJand Roger (0 replies)
    started by kweenbee
    (10.30.2002 0:16:15 AM EST)

    And can't add a thing after you guys are finished.

    Love the country, live to pee outside!

    Wishful Thinking (0 replies)
    started by thegrandpatron
    (10.29.2002 7:24:02 AM EST)

    What we 'desire' and what we 'get' are very seldom not even related, let alone the same thing.

    Is this a singles club (0 replies)
    started by marvin
    (10.29.2002 6:25:25 AM EST)

    Man seeking Man seems very popular.

    She looks so good (0 replies)
    started by tjshere
    (10.29.2002 1:56:28 AM EST)

    She'll have guys in the Post Office shooting all over the place.

    Oh wait, they do that anyway.

    My schween is small but my tongue is mighty!
    I'm trying to look at things from your point of view, but I can't get my head that far up my ass.

    Desired? (0 replies)  
    started by roger
    (10.29.2002 0:56:49 AM EST)


    It's more like "needed."

    and now me limericky

    Post Office limericks are hard
    It's like taking a shit in the yard
    but I'll give it a try
    the old do or die
    That one wanted guy's a retard


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