"Speaking about barbaric regimes, we must deal with probably one of the most—not probably—one of the most real threats we face, and that is the idea of a barbaric regime teaming up with a terrorist network and providing weapons of mass destruction to hold the United States and our allies and our friends blackmail."Source: FDCH Political Transcripts, "George W. Bush Participates in Alexander for Senate Luncheon," Sept. 17, 2002
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This is Hollywood, baby.
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willi
(11.06.2002 2:42:26 PM EST)
Where's my hump, you ask? Just a fake. It was the same prosthetic hump that Lon Chaney used in the Hunchback of Notre Dame. And while I'm sharing secrets, my nose is made from a plaster cast of Jimmy Durante.
Ha cha cha cha!
Reckon
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started by
kweenbee
(11.05.2002 9:44:05 PM EST)
He spits out his beer?
One of my Favorite songs
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started by
thegrandpatron
(11.05.2002 8:49:33 AM EST)
Hey Joe, where you goin' with that gun in your hand
Hey Joe, I said where you goin' with that gun in your hand
Do they........
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tjshere
(11.05.2002 5:42:58 AM EST)
Come with a warning label?
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