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Excellent!
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tjshere
(11.06.2002 3:56:46 AM EST)
At least now I know that if I ever make it to heaven I can get a good bowl of chili there.
LMAO @ Willi..... as usual.
TJ's Here
My parents lied to me!
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willi
(11.06.2002 1:32:11 AM EST)
They told me thunder occurred when God was moving his furniture, not his bowels!
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