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If the insurance ......
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started by
thegrandpatron
(11.11.2002 5:09:58 PM EST)
companies would have thought of this, they'd sell it. PERFECT for them. Nobody left around to make a claim.
Those bastards. Don't get me started on them.
Man, I mean!
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started by
kweenbee
(11.11.2002 3:43:06 PM EST)
Nice pic bud. ^5
Love the country, live to pee outside!
Hmmmmmmm
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started by
tjshere
(11.11.2002 4:03:30 AM EST)
I wonder if they've sold a policy to Saddam Hussein yet?
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Love the country, live to pee outside!
