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Nursing Care

By: cowbellePublished: 11/16/2002
 
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    started by kweenbee
    (11.19.2002 1:06:48 AM EST)
    Because he's the poster-child in the pic. hahahahahahahahha

    Love the country, live to pee outside!

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    started by proverbialchump
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    started by tjshere
    (11.16.2002 9:31:46 AM EST)
    Staying in the barn isn't so bad, but you really have to watch out for nurse Ratchet and her cattle prod.

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    started by thegrandpatron
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