"The proposal we've proposed will save him nearly $2,400 every year."—Bush, in another display of the depth and breadth of his language skills Source: Federal Document Clearinghouse, "President Bush Speaks to the TaxRelief Coalition, U.S. Chamber of Commerce," May 6, 2003
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jonauc99
(11.18.2002 2:16:23 AM EST)
What is up with these dumb banner pix?
-=Jon=-
these suck balls
(1 reply)
started by
natronbomb
(11.18.2002 0:47:25 AM EST)
these are horrible posts, there isnt anything better than this???????
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