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Assorted Goofiness
BakerMedia
College Humor
EHOWA
Fark
JokeDump
Mike's List
Ogrish
Zfilter
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George W. Bush |
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"There's an old saying in Tennessee—I know it's in Texas, probably in Tennessee—that says: Fool me once, shame on [pause] shame on you. [Pause] Fool me [long, uncomfortable, agonizing pause] you can't get fooled again."Source: The Washington Post, "The Reliable Source," Lloyd Grove, Sept. 18, 2002
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"After making love I said to my girl, 'Was it good for you too?' And she said 'I don't think this was good for anybody.'"
— Gary Shandling, Comedian
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Snapple Facts |
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#228 THere is a town in South Dakota named 'Tea'.
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Yo Mama ... |
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so ugly when she was born the doctor slapped her momma!
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One Liners |
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Q: Why do they call it PMS?
A: Because Mad Cow Disease was already taken.
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Love the country, live to pee outside!
