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By: sleepwalker2000	Published: 11/27/2002
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Jimmy Crack Corn (2 replies) started by thegrandpatron (11.27.2002 6:50:46 AM EST) Does anybody really pay attention to the words to songs. I never did. Just what the hell does Jimmy cracking corn have to do with some guy dieing from a Fly Bite? Chorus: Jimmy crack corn, and I don't care Jimmy crack corn, and I don't care Jimmy crack corn, and I don't care My master's gone away. When I was young, I used to wait, Upon my master, and give him his plate, I'd pass the bottle when he got dry, And brush away the blue tail fly. Chorus He use to ride in the afternoon, I'd follow him with a hickory broom, The pony being rather shy, When bitten by the blue tail fly. Chorus One day he rode across the far, The flies so numerous they did swarm, One chanced to bit him on the thigh The devil take the blue tail fly. Chorus The horse he run, he jump, he pitch And throw my master in the ditch He died, and the jury wondered why The verdict was the blue tail fly. Chorus They buried him under a simeon tree His epitaph is there to see Beneath this stone I'm forced to lie The victim of the blue tail fly.

one time I saw this old man on the sidewalk (0 replies) started by suicideking (11.27.2002 1:25:01 AM EST) and I hit him in the back of the head with a baseball bat and ran. no lie. wait, yes, that was a lie. thank you. this is good pudding. what? oh. k then. §Üî©ìÐéK‡ñG Killers are silent

It's not called a boom box for nothing, (0 replies) started by willi (11.27.2002 1:00:59 AM EST) when trying to hoist this thing on my shoulder, both me and my box went boom! Help, I've fallen and I can't get up, all to the nostalgic tunes of Lawrence Welk.

Hahahahahahhahaha (0 replies) started by kweenbee (11.27.2002 0:53:05 AM EST) Turn that damn bebopaloola shit down! Hahahahahahahha. ^5 Love the country, live to pee outside!

LMAO @ this 'toon (0 replies)   started by roger (11.27.2002 0:39:03 AM EST) Hey TJ, turn that sumbitch up some, I can't hear it.

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