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... is so fat, When she was diagnosed with the flesh eating disease the doctor gave her 13 years to live.
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Q: What should you do if you see your ex-husband rolling around in pain on the ground? A: Shoot him again.
Feeling frisky!
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willi
(11.28.2002 6:42:32 PM EST)
This is the closest they've come to a mouth-to-mouth kiss in the last 20 years. If they clank those glasses any harder, they'll end up swapping spit along with their efferdent.
Hahaha
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started by
tjshere
(11.28.2002 10:20:41 AM EST)
I love good, biting humor.
Hahahahahahhaahha
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started by
kweenbee
(11.28.2002 0:08:54 AM EST)
I see a c&p slameroo coming here. ^5 SW
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