"The other issue regarding health care is whether or not health care is affordable and available. And one reason it's not in certain communities is because there is (sic) too many lawsuits." Source: White House, "President Discusses Tax Relief in Minnesota: Remarks by the President on the Economy," June 19, 2003
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Yesterday my sister came over to play some cards.
- Poker?
- Hell no, I told you she's my sister
LMAO
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started by
roger
(11.29.2002 2:19:03 AM EST)
This struck me as funny for some unknown reason.
^5 Rob
Shouldn't she...
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started by
willi
(11.29.2002 1:59:57 AM EST)
be shaving his scalp? I distinctly heard her husband request a bald beaver.
hey...
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started by
oxbrain
(11.29.2002 0:20:20 AM EST)
nothing we men like better than clean shaven pets...
don't forget the cat babe.
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