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Q. What's the difference between a new husband and a new dog? A. After a year, the dog is still excited to see you.
Yep
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tjshere
(12.05.2002 3:45:33 AM EST)
And if your hard drive crashed you might lose your girlfriend..... not that I would know.
Hell, I wouldn't be....
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started by
willi
(12.05.2002 0:45:17 AM EST)
the least bit embarrassed with a 3 1/2 inch floppy 'cause it's probably 7 or 8 inches fully erect.
yeah yeah yeah
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suicideking
(12.05.2002 0:06:37 AM EST)
and you had to go to the store to buy porno. that must have sucked.
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