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Q. Five policemen were on a boat. The boat sank. How many policemen died? A. Ten. Five during the accident, and five during the re-enactment.
This isn't right
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started by
mode
(12.21.2002 6:29:20 PM EST)
the man on the left just got out of prison.
Yet..........
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started by
tjshere
(12.21.2002 11:34:17 AM EST)
Another reason NOT to drink lite beer. You'll never drive the old lady out of the room with a little squeaker like that.
umm.....yeah
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started by
suicideking
(12.21.2002 2:03:53 AM EST)
I'm drinking light beer, so I guess I'll only make a peep? uhhh...sorry acid, I didn't think it was that funny... but you can blame it on the beer. :)
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