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Drum roll please...
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proverbialchump
(12.23.2002 6:27:18 AM EST)
my last lame comment for 2002 is;
"I bet she will end up back at his pad."
Merry Christmas to all my fellow Main Commenting Goof Mofo's! See ya all next year.
This just proves........
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started by
tjshere
(12.23.2002 5:19:18 AM EST)
Even if a guy has a blank, vacant look on his face he can still get the chicks if his tail is long enough.
The cartoons get it the worse cause they ain't got no nudity...
They're still funny..
^5 from me Acid
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