"These people don't have tanks. They don't have ships. They hide in caves. They send suiciders out."Source: Federal News Service, "Remarks by President George W. Bush At Welcome Rally," Nov. 1, 2002
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#161 The first TV network kids show in the U.S. was "Captain Kangaroo".
Yo Mama ...
teeth are is so yellow I can't believe its not butter
One Liners
Q: What do you call a German tampon? A: a Twatstika.
Oh well, you'll break it by the end of next week anyway.. hahahaha
Just protecting my sheep
I was going to say .....
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started by
thegrandpatron
(01.02.2003 8:14:52 AM EST)
that this must be doogiehow's Great-Great-Great-Great-G But my New Year's Resolution is to let bygones be bygones and start fresh. So I'm not going to say it.
This is good
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started by
tjshere
(01.02.2003 1:01:02 AM EST)
But I'd rather see the first cat drum.
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