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"Aren't you a ....
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willi
(10.31.2003 6:31:29 PM EST)
cute little shit!", exclaims the old lady. "I've pinched off bigger loaves than you when I'm sleeping."
lmfao
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bigjohn2
(10.30.2003 9:11:41 PM EST)
too funny...
Hey
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tjshere
(10.30.2003 11:16:46 AM EST)
I thought we recalled that guy and replaced him with Ahnold.
Same difference
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started by
thecritic
(10.30.2003 0:17:36 AM EST)
for some but for us Republicans that looks like a democrat to me
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