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Bathroom Scales

By: sleepwalker2000Published: 02/11/2003
 
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I never knew the kids were listening when I weighed myself.

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    It's sad but (0 replies)
    started by roger
    (02.11.2003 11:13:51 PM EST)


    the regular cartoons don't get many comments. I guess everybody loves tits and ass.

    I'm glad this site has it all. I can see just tits and ass at a lot of places.... can't comment though. hahaha


    Just protecting my sheep
    I don't imagine....... (0 replies)  
    started by tjshere
    (02.11.2003 4:15:48 AM EST)

    It makes the scale very happy either.

    my schween is small but my tongue is mighty!

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