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Shooting At Nurses

By: sleepwalker2000Published: 03/15/2003
 
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    It would appear (0 replies)
    started by kweenbee
    (03.16.2003 11:57:20 PM EST)
    That Roger and Gurly have quietened GP down.


    Love the country, live to pee outside

    I agree Gurly (0 replies)
    started by roger
    (03.16.2003 1:16:29 AM EST)

    I didn't know GP was an expert on male sperm....

    You learn something new everyday on this site.


    Just protecting my sheep
    What I want to know is (0 replies)
    started by gurly
    (03.15.2003 9:02:23 PM EST)
    how GP knows who's jiz that is?

    Care to explain GP? lol

    Let's check the DNA ..... (14 replies)
    started by thegrandpatron
    (03.15.2003 5:46:15 PM EST)
    There's
    Roger,
    TJ,
    Jimbo,
    Harry,
    Dog Fucker,
    Big John,
    Cons,
    TJ again,
    The Chump,
    Lu Lu,
    Gurly's Ex-Boyfriend,
    Obiwan,
    Sted,
    Taz,
    Michael Carl,
    Razor,
    Donut,
    Jimmy with Warts,
    Robnoxious,
    TJ again,
    Crazy Fingers,
    and anyone who dates Miss PK.

    Side Note:
    I see Kween Bee is still waiting for his Viagra to kick in.

    Hahahahahahahaa


    INCOMING!! (0 replies)
    started by tjshere
    (03.15.2003 10:24:58 AM EST)
    Imagine what that window would look like if the nurse was even remotely attractive.

    my schween is small but my tongue is mighty!

    Know what the nurse is saying? (0 replies)
    started by lulu
    (03.15.2003 1:21:56 AM EST)
    "Go f*#@ yourself!"

    The cow says, "Moooooo!"

    waaaaaaaaa hahahahahahahaha (0 replies)  
    started by roger
    (03.15.2003 0:22:11 AM EST)

    Oh shit, this is rich... Maybe it's my mood or the look on that damn nurse's face.... hahahahaha


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