"I had the honor of calling Dale Earnhardt, Jr., after the race, to congratulate him. I said, there's nothing wrong with a fellow following in his father's footsteps."—Bush, on Feb. 16, the day after watching racecar driver Dale Earnhardt Jr. win the Daytona 500. (Dale Earnhardt, Sr. died in a crash on the last lap of the Daytona 500 in 2001.)
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"I have opinions of my own -- strong opinions --but I don't always agree with them." — George Bush
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#176 The first bike was called a hobbyhorse.
Yo Mama ...
house is is so small she has to go outside to eat a large pizza.
One Liners
Q: Why did the gunman break the deaf and mute girl's fingers? A: So she couldn't tell anyone about it!
These same women
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gurly
(03.18.2003 8:06:37 PM EST)
busted him yesterday for burping his worm .....lol
Let's see .....
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started by
thegrandpatron
(03.18.2003 12:11:05 PM EST)
1) He has a mustache
2) When he's not whacking off, he's surrounded by ugly women.
Who could this be?
The only thing missing is a cigarette right?
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