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LMAO!
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tjshere
(03.23.2003 8:54:18 AM EST)
I can't top, "couldn't stand the pew". Hahahahahaha! Great toon, great comment. ^5, cowboy!
WTF?
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started by
thegrandpatron
(03.23.2003 8:37:00 AM EST)
What kind of religion is this?
All the women have had their mouths sewed shut....and the Minister and the guy are eyeballing each other very seductively.
that's the fear of God alright
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suicideking
(03.23.2003 2:14:46 AM EST)
that would be pretty sweet to see two people shit their pants in church. that would actually be a worthwhile reason for me to go to church sometime
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