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Guess Your Weight?

By: sleepwalker2000Published: 04/01/2003
 
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I would lose out at both places.

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    I wonder (0 replies)
    started by suicideking
    (04.01.2003 4:59:05 PM EST)
    how many fat guys he gets coming to his booth, to see just what size their floppy man-tits really are

    §Üî©ìÐéK‡ñG
    I'm bleeding profusely from the anus.

    I'm setting up a booth (0 replies)
    started by marvin
    (04.01.2003 12:39:01 PM EST)
    "Is my ass too big ?"
    NOW YOU CAN
    FIND OUT HERE !
    That dude in the back (0 replies)
    started by thegrandpatron
    (04.01.2003 5:51:26 AM EST)
    is doing it all wrong. His sign should read:

    "Sit on my face, and I'll guess your weight".

    If he was REALLY good (0 replies)
    started by tjshere
    (04.01.2003 4:17:01 AM EST)
    He could get what size they were before implants.

    my schween is small but my tongue is mighty!

    LMAO@Roger (0 replies)
    started by kweenbee
    (04.01.2003 0:28:55 AM EST)
    That looks like a job for SuperBee.


    Love the country, live to pee outside

    Where is the booth (0 replies)  
    started by roger
    (04.01.2003 0:16:14 AM EST)

    to check penis sizes? I wanna see if TJ is working today.

    waaaaaaaa hahahahahahahaha


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