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By: sleepwalker2000Published: 04/28/2003
 
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I don't believe I would get them coming out either if they came out crying.

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    no (0 replies)
    started by bigjohn2
    (04.29.2003 8:39:51 PM EST)

    thats not right

    Phuk dem... (1 reply)
    started by proverbialchump
    (04.28.2003 6:18:46 PM EST)

    and the 'Horse' they rode in on.

    True Story (0 replies)
    started by thegrandpatron
    (04.28.2003 8:01:26 AM EST)

    I had to take a friend to Planned Parenthood one time cause she needed a ride. In the waiting room she asked me what I thought.
    I said, "Hey It's cool. I think everyone in here Fucks".

    Hahahahaha

    I dunno, fellas (0 replies)
    started by tjshere
    (04.28.2003 4:42:00 AM EST)

    I think they might have had enough needles stuck in them for one day.

    my schween is small but my tongue is mighty!

    Boy, I said that wrong! (0 replies)
    started by kweenbee
    (04.28.2003 2:13:57 AM EST)

    And the sagas continue.


    Love the country, live to pee outside

    heheheehehehe (6 replies)
    started by kweenbee
    (04.28.2003 2:13:03 AM EST)

    And the sagas of TJ and Grandpatron continues.


    Love the country, live to pee outside

    So long (0 replies)  
    started by roger
    (04.28.2003 0:15:29 AM EST)


    as they don't come out pointing fingers.

    hahahaha


    Just protecting my sheep

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