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lol
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bigjohn2
(04.29.2003 8:41:49 PM EST)
good one
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thegrandpatron
(04.25.2003 7:17:17 AM EST)
This is a pretty good one.
I bet it would work too.
Just dump there ass out.
You ever have a drunk in your car and they wouldn't get out?
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michaelcarl
(04.25.2003 6:03:11 AM EST)
I like how they got the drain right out front for easy clean up.
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