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Warning High Crime Area

By: sleepwalker2000Published: 05/15/2003
 
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You're bound to get screw... ah robbed, well both.

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    lol (0 replies)
    started by bigjohn2
    (05.15.2003 3:46:55 PM EST)

    good one.

    lol (0 replies)
    started by bigjohn2
    (05.15.2003 3:46:08 PM EST)

    good one.

    I have a small fortune .... (0 replies)
    started by thegrandpatron
    (05.15.2003 7:14:27 AM EST)


    in Stocks.
    (of course, I started with a Large Fortune)

    If that's not enough (0 replies)
    started by marvin
    (05.15.2003 3:53:47 AM EST)

    the buildings have a nasty habit of falling on you.

    Kiss My Ass ;-)

    Unfortunately....... (0 replies)
    started by tjshere
    (05.15.2003 2:03:12 AM EST)

    That's about the only place I could get screwed.

    Hehe, funny toon, SW.

    my schween is small but my tongue is mighty!

    Ain't that the damn truth (0 replies)  
    started by roger
    (05.15.2003 1:13:04 AM EST)


    I think all my stocks have totally depleted now.

    frig 'em

    Good one SW


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