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TV repair

By: sleepwalker2000Published: 12/26/2002
 
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People die, TV's and wingtipped shoes are here forever.

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    they should have a threesome (0 replies)
    started by suicideking
    (12.28.2002 11:54:43 PM EST)

    that would be totally sweet


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    Sorry kids, I killed Santa..

    I thought ...... (0 replies)
    started by thegrandpatron
    (12.26.2002 9:25:44 AM EST)

    Rosie O'donald quit TV.

    The TV can be fixed... (2 replies)
    started by misspk
    (12.26.2002 8:50:09 AM EST)

    But UGLY is forever!

    *wink,giggle,blush* The epitome of your every dream I seem to be, for intangible fantasy...

    Damn! (0 replies)  
    started by tjshere
    (12.26.2002 3:07:27 AM EST)

    To end the suffering he should have bashed the TV down on her in such a way that her face wouldn't show.

    Although there are a lot worse things on TV.

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