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lmfao
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bigjohn2
(01.16.2003 8:42:46 PM EST)
good one...
Was his last name...
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tjshere
(01.16.2003 6:21:25 AM EST)
Porterhouse? If so, I would like to keep some of his remains. Sentimental value and all that.
hmm
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suicideking
(01.16.2003 1:49:28 AM EST)
that looks like a nice T-bone... they should eat their relative.. I would. mmmmm :) flesh.
Just try and cowlect it. You'd probably pay 20 bucks for that steak laying there in the cowfin.
mooooooooving right along now.
Just protecting my sheep
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