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"I used the expression 'ride herd.' I don't know if anybody understood the meaning. It's a little informal in diplomatic terms. I said, we're going to put a guy on the ground to ride herd on the process. See them all scratching their heads."—Bush, realizing few people understand him when he speaks Source: New York Times, "The President's Trip, In the President's Words: 'A Mutual Desire to Work Toward the Vision," June 5, 2003
 
 

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Bedtime Ovation

By: tjsherePublished: 01/10/2003
 
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Oh well, it's still better than the other kind of clap.

Bedtime Ovation

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    hahahahaha (0 replies)
    started by bigjohn2
    (01.11.2003 9:53:11 PM EST)

    too funny man

    Think it's easy? (1 reply)
    started by tjshere
    (01.10.2003 3:10:32 AM EST)

    YOU trying getting wood while you're looking at HER!

    And I feel I should point out that no one in MY family is covered with wool. Hahahahaha.

    my schween is small but my tongue is mighty!

    Is it so bad. (0 replies)
    started by acidinterval
    (01.10.2003 1:54:59 AM EST)

    that she dosn't wanna see it in the light?

    I run, but I don't walk, and I have a mouth, but I don't talk, what am I?.........a river

    Another family picture (0 replies)  
    started by roger
    (01.10.2003 0:53:36 AM EST)


    submitted by the head of the family himself...

    waaaaaaaaa hahahahahahaha


    Just protecting my sheep

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