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King of the Internet

By: tjsherePublished: 01/11/2003
 
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    lmfao (0 replies)
    started by bigjohn2
    (01.11.2003 9:51:58 PM EST)

    now thats funny

    that guy with the balloon (0 replies)
    started by donutncoffee
    (01.11.2003 2:50:51 PM EST)

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    ^5 TJ great toon (4 replies)
    started by tjshere
    (01.11.2003 11:47:56 AM EST)

    Congrats on contribution #50, keep up the good work, my man.

    I hear the local druggist is now giving this guy a volume rate on Vaseline as well.

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    waaaaaaaa hahahahahaha (2 replies)  
    started by roger
    (01.11.2003 0:14:28 AM EST)


    You bastard!!! This would have made a great TJ/PK post and yet you submit it to Robnoxious...

    Why I oughta....


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