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Oh Very Nice, Roger!
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started by
meesha
(08.28.2003 1:05:04 AM EST)
I guess the goofgals will just have to buy the exploding remote controls for you guys!
LMAO @ you comment...hilarious!!!
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started by
roger
(08.28.2003 0:56:41 AM EST)
with a tampon in 'em they're about ready to explode anyway. Just say one cross word to 'em
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