"This is a—this is a—any strike's a tough—tough situation, but this one happens to come at a—or a lockout is a tough situation, or no work is a tough situation—is to come at bad time."Source: Federal News Service, "Remarks by President Bush Following Meeting with Congressional Leaders to Discuss Terrorism Insurance," Oct. 1, 2002
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so ugly when she walk by the bathroom the toilet flushes.
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Q: What do you call a Jamaican gynecologist? A: A Poke'mon.
its hard to tell
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simonsez
(08.29.2003 10:50:29 AM EST)
which one is the most disappointed
Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog, it's too dark to read.
Reminds me of my wife
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started by
thegrandpatron
(08.29.2003 9:19:58 AM EST)
When we first met I wanted to eat it all night long.
Now it looks like it wants to eat me.
that's a big beaver, you'll be able to eat good for about 2 months
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