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Yo Mama ...
so ugly she has to sneak up on a hurricane to catch a breeze.
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Q: Why is sex like a bridge game? A: You don't need a partner if you have a good hand.
had been TJ, it would have crushed his nose instead.
Waa Hahahaha
(sorry TJ that was just to easy to pass up)
The man....
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tjshere
(09.02.2003 3:18:50 AM EST)
Is wearing a lime-green suit, red bowtie and possibly even a pocket-protector. He is also smiling even though the doors just slammed shut on his schween. I don't think there IS a Mrs.
Honey, I was in this elevator and I was thinking of what I was gonna do to you when I got home and the doors suddenly closed...
See.... easy as pie.
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