"The important question is, How many hands have I shaked?"-Answering a question about why he hasn't spent more time in New Hampshire, in the New York Times, Oct. 23, 1999
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got laid
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bigjohn2
(09.19.2003 10:30:45 PM EST)
corny but funny
got laid
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started by
bigjohn2
(09.19.2003 10:30:31 PM EST)
corny but funny
Fertilised
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corjones
(09.18.2003 6:38:15 AM EST)
Must have been the answer. Now what was the question????
So....
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started by
tjshere
(09.18.2003 4:09:07 AM EST)
If the egg got laid why is the cow the one smoking a cigarette?
So....
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started by
roger
(09.18.2003 1:03:05 AM EST)
who came first?
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