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Heart Rate Test

By: sleepwalker2000Published: 09/28/2003
 
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That should get him on his feet.

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    TJ... (0 replies)
    started by gurly
    (09.30.2003 3:40:27 PM EST)

    Took my words right out my mouth......

    No comment...lol

    Hehehe (0 replies)
    started by tjshere
    (09.28.2003 12:58:38 PM EST)


    I'll bet his heart rate wasn't the only thing to rise.

    Funny one, SW! Thanks.

    my schween is small but my tongue is mighty!

    well it (0 replies)  
    started by bigjohn2
    (09.28.2003 10:51:17 AM EST)

    just might give him heart failure.....lmfao

    BIG JOHN 2

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