"For every fatal shooting, there were roughly three non-fatal shootings. And, folks, this is unacceptable in America. It's just unacceptable. And we're going to do something about it." -George W. Bush, May 14
Random Quote
"I believe that sex is one of the most beautiful, natural, wholesome things that money can buy." — Tom Clancy
Snapple Facts
#4 Slugs have 4 noses.
Yo Mama ...
... is so fat, Her high school graduation picture was an aerial photograph.
One Liners
Q: How many men does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: One - he just holds it up there and waits for the world to revolve around him, or three - one to screw in the bulb and two to listen to him brag about the screwing part.
I think that you are a scum bag
You don't even make me cum hag
so go away now
you big, fat old cow
or I'll stuff your mouth with dumb rag
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