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Life Is A Perception

By: thegrandpatronPublished: 12/10/2003
 
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What did the snail say when he was riding on the back of a turtle? WWWEEEEEE.

Life Is A Perception

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    those damn (0 replies)
    started by bigjohn2
    (12.10.2003 8:41:28 PM EST)
    snails think they own the road...

    That was close (0 replies)
    started by tjshere
    (12.10.2003 4:59:25 AM EST)

    At least the turtle stopped before he hit the snail-trail. He might have spun out in that slippery goo.

    Thank you, Missy!

    360 pixels wide GP (0 replies)  
    started by thecritic
    (12.10.2003 0:40:39 AM EST)

    Oh hell, he ain't here to raise hell with anymore. All the good ones are leaving.

    Cowboys ain't easy to love

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