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#53 The average women consumes 6lbs of lipstick in her lifetime.
Yo Mama ...
is so fat she was floating in the ocean and Spain claimed her for the new world
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Q. What was Ted Bundy's last job in prison? A. Conductor.
What will reach 40 inches first; her hips or his gut?
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thecritic
(01.25.2004 10:15:39 AM EST)
And once she bites into that wedding cake, her sex drive is kaput!!
hahaha
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