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Instant Cock

By: tjsherePublished: 01/26/2004
 
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Just don't beat it too long.

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    I hope she didn't forget the yeast, (0 replies)
    started by willi
    (01.26.2004 7:51:37 PM EST)

    otherwise it isn't going to rise no matter how much she beats it.

    beat it (0 replies)
    started by bigjohn2
    (01.26.2004 3:51:29 PM EST)

    and beat it...

    BIGJOHN2

    Actually..... (0 replies)
    started by tjshere
    (01.26.2004 1:19:21 AM EST)


    I think the cock would need the Jack Daniel's in order to think she's worth getting stiff for.

    my schween is small but my tongue is mighty!

    However (0 replies)  
    started by thecritic
    (01.26.2004 0:40:00 AM EST)


    if you want to get stiff while beating it, you'll need a fifth of Jack Daniels.

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