"There may be some tough times here in America. But this country has gone through tough times before, and we're going to do it again." - Waco, Texas, Aug. 13, 2002
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"We are all here for the same reason: to love me." Barry Manilow, to fans in Schenectady, New York
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Yo Mama ...
is so fat when she goes to an amusement park, people try to ride HER!
One Liners
Q. How do you catch a tame rabbit? A. Tame way, unique up on it.
is pissed, because he gets in trouble for sucking his thumb.
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