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wanted to go down on a stewardess,
not go down with a stewardess.
If........
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started by
tjshere
(04.06.2003 9:02:12 AM EST)
I only have a few minutes to live it ain't my own ass I wanna be kissing. Where's that cute stewardess?
Ain't Flying Fun!
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seaweedy
(04.06.2003 3:04:19 AM EST)
Good post Luvly1. First time in a long time a cartoon made me laugh out loud.
Ain't Flying Fun!
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started by
seaweedy
(04.06.2003 3:03:40 AM EST)
Good post Luvly1. First time in a long time a cartoon made me laugh out loud.
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