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What Women Want

By: sleepwalker2000Published: 02/11/2005
 
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My kind of man if he wasn't a lawyer.

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    lmfao (0 replies)
    started by bigjohn2
    (02.12.2005 9:32:11 PM EST)

    yeah and he gets to keep 30 percent of what they want...

    Well (0 replies)
    started by sleepwalker2000
    (02.11.2005 7:25:11 PM EST)


    I'm sure he's heard: "I want the house, no, the car, no, the car and boat, no, the house, car and furniture."

    HEY...??? *SW2K*

    Hell's bells I know (0 replies)
    started by thegrandpatron
    (02.11.2005 9:29:48 AM EST)


    I know what women want:
    Everything plus a little bit more.

    Obviously (1 reply)
    started by tjshere
    (02.11.2005 3:42:31 AM EST)


    This is a gay bar or else he'd be getting the shit beaten out of him.

    my schween is small but my tongue is mighty!

    but (0 replies)  
    started by thecritic
    (02.11.2005 0:18:18 AM EST)


    money is all he can offer and most lawyers want that for themselves.

    Cowboys ain't easy to love

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