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Yo Mama ...
is so old her birth certificate says expired on it.
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Q: What has a whole bunch of little balls and screws old ladies? A: Bingo.
Looks like...
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started by
tjshere
(07.27.2003 10:51:45 AM EST)
BDL has come up with a great money-making scam. Females never did do much for him.
now thats
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started by
bigjohn2
(07.27.2003 0:03:25 AM EST)
not a good Idea somepeople lie....lmao
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