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Yo Mama ...
is so stupid when she went to take the 44 bus, she took the 22 twice instead.
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Q: What does it mean when the flag at the Post Office is flying at half mast? A: They're hiring.
This figures
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started by
tjshere
(07.21.2003 3:35:12 AM EST)
This kind of dancing makes about as much sense as space aliens to me anyway.
HEY
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started by
roger
(07.21.2003 1:12:57 AM EST)
Maybe they're trying to spell out "God Bless America."
LMAO
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