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Choking The chicken

By: wickedwomanPublished: 07/23/2003
 
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No wonder the hens won't lay.

Choking The chicken

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    oh yeah (0 replies)
    started by bigjohn2
    (07.23.2003 8:53:59 PM EST)

    thats great ^5 wicked

    Used Cows (0 replies)
    started by thegrandpatron
    (07.23.2003 7:25:58 AM EST)


    Choking Chickens,
    what's next fucking kats?
    No, that was yesterday.


    Waaaa Hahahahahaha

    I'm sure.... (1 reply)
    started by tjshere
    (07.23.2003 3:59:07 AM EST)

    That closet is also full of spanked monkeys. Hahahaha, nice one, WW.

    Raise your hand if you remember the daily Gibble Guts cartoon right here at Goofball.

    my schween is small but my tongue is mighty!

    Roger's note: (0 replies)  
    started by roger
    (07.23.2003 0:29:48 AM EST)


    Okay Editor, what do YOU know about this?

    hahahahahahaha


    Hey Wilked.. great submission babe... ^5

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