"In the last 32 months, history has placed great demands on our country, and events have come quickly."—Bush, speaking from Carlisle, Virginia, May 24, 2004
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"The sign said "eight items or less". So I changed my name to Les." — Steven Wright, Comedian
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#207 Before 1687 clocks were made with only an hour hand.
Yo Mama ...
so ugly she has to sneak up on a hurricane to catch a breeze.
One Liners
Q: Why is sex like a bridge game? A: You don't need a partner if you have a good hand.
I'm surprised that scumbag's breath hasn't caught his beard on fire.
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