"I want the youngsters here to remember the story of Flight 93, one of most profound parts of this entire history of the recent history we've been through."Source: Federal News Service, "President Bush Remarks at Missouri Welcome," Nov. 4, 2002
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"If you can't beat them, arrange to have them beaten." — George Carlin, Comedian
Snapple Facts
#226 13 percent of the world's tea comes from Kenya.
Yo Mama ...
so ugly when she sits in the sand the cat tries to bury her.
One Liners
Q: What's the slogan for the Stealth Condom? A: "They'll never see you coming."
I had a funny comment, but now I can't remember what it was.
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